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Q: What the Dead doin? A: Vibes...

DOMAIN EXPANSION - TURBO AUTISM

// TS/SI/TK/ORCON/SAR DEAD - REL TO BROS/BROETTS //

DEAD MAN MISSILE BACK!

ALLEN....WE ARE SO FUK'D

YOU BOYS LIKE IRAN!

PK MISS!

Legalize nuclear bombs

WECOME BACK FORTY DUECE!!! - A T T A C K ! ! !

GET THIS MAN SOME KEYS!

'Press 'F' to pay respects'

The missile knows where it is b/c it knows where it isn't

You can tell it's an SA-15 by the way that it is...

Ohhhh rogggg!

Hoss is gonna rage white, state SA & MRM remaining to Red!

RESCUUUUUEEEE!

'Say defenses to SAM 1, NONE, color Jolly white!' *collective OOF*

Viper, check blocks...

... I had SA

CHOP!

"I thought you said there would be goth chicks here"

[ R E D A C T E D ]

PK HIT, COLOR REAPER 26 WHITE, PLAY!

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